The fake news machine is out of control, even when it comes to porn games such as Steam’s Sex With Hitler. Oh, what’s that you say? You haven’t heard of Sex With Hitler? Well, step inside and see what all the hoopla is about. Its all as dumb as you probably suspect, but totally worth a read.
Last week, Steam released it’s latest porn game, Sex With Hitler. This is a shooter game and visual erotica which delivers Hitler sex content. Yep. This might be the dumbest, most vile, worst quality porn game ever. But that hasn’t stopped people from picking it apart and making it somehow relevant.
In Sex With Hitler, you follow along as Hitler has sex with anime women from all over the world. You’re set at the end of the second World War. Hitler knows his time is up. He needs to leave Berlin, like, in a hurry. Because yeah, the world hates him.
But on his way out, he decides to go on a sexcapade.
So how could it be possible that controversy over historical inaccuracies break out over a game about Hitler and anime women?
Well, leave it to the Internet.
The graphics are stunningly awful in Sex With Hitler. In the sex scenes, Hitler’s junk hangs out because yeah, it is a sex scene. But in these scenes Hitler seems to have two balls. But historians claim that Hitler is down a ball followinbg a World War 1 battle. So basically, Steam’s Sex With Hitler gives Adolf an extra-ball.
Technically, Hitler had right-side cryptorchidism. This means that Hitler has two balls, but one ball doesn’t drop. So if you can’t see the ball, is there really a ball? I feel dumber having written that, but alas, I have a job to do here.
What’s truly astounding is that porn game reviewers are rising up to challenge Sex With Hitler on a historical accuracy level. Just check out PeterNutButter’s angst over the situation.
Imagine logging into a game about an evil dictator having sex with cartoon women and becoming put off by a possible historical physiological mishap.
Sex With Hitler is garbage. The graphics suck. The story is dumb. The entire game is hoping that shock appeal draws in the curious so they can make a quick buck. And then we get into the whole…Hitler was a genocidal maniac part of this. Like who would ever want to play this? And of those people, who’s that focused on testicles?
The Internet is a wild place. It never doesn’t surprise me. And in some cases, particularly this one, that’s not a good thing.