2048 Blocks

If two of your biggest passions are puzzle games and pornography, then 2048 Blocks will be a real treat for you. Gameplay is easy to learn, yet tough to master. Start out by clicking on a block to shift it over into an empty spot. When you get two blocks of the same value next to each other, the two will merge together into one block that will have the value of the sum of the two blocks that it was made up by. Merge together all of the blocks and target the goal/perfect score of 2048. Tip: blocks have preferable directions to be shifted. If there are several empty spaces around a block it will choose the direction to move with the following priority - top, left, down, right. As you play this game and gain a higher score, the action will get hotter and naughtier, so keep at it if you want to see the most explicit stuff.

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ASSteroids

ASSteroids

Chances are pretty good that if you're a bit older, say at least in your early to mid 30s, you probably remember spending countless hours of your youth, and countless quarters from your parents, for that matter, off at the local arcade. Those were the days - spending hours upon hours in dirty, dimly lit rooms in a far corner of a shopping mall, with most of the light in the room coming from the warm glow of a long line of CRT monitors mounted into arcade cabinets filling out the whole wall. And if you had ever set foot into an aracde, you were almost certainly at least a bit familiar with one of the all time classics - Asteroids. If this sounds like you, you're going to absolutely love this game - especailly since we're all well past that age of "Eww, girls, cooties!". As the name elegantly and not so subtly implies, ASSteroids is a XXX take on the old school arcade classic. This time around, instead of controlling a space ship, down along the bottom area of the screen you will be controlling a dick instead. No longer is there enemy aircraft buzzing by you either - now they've taken the form of mouth watering, butt naked, blonde babes with their legs spread wide open as can be as they shoot out globs of their pussy juices out at you. If you have any hope to win this game, you will need to be sure to avoid being hit by the juices. As was so often the case with those old games, the difficulty level is relentless and will probably come as a shock to younger players more used to a game taking it easy on them - because getting hit, even just one single time, will promptly result in a game over screen, forcing you to start all over if you want to make your way all of the way to the end of the game. In order to win in ASSteroids, you'll need to be quick with your reflexes, not just with your movements of your ship, but also with the speed and accuracy of your shots (which are, naturally, giant loads of cum being fired out of the nose of your ship!) if you hope to win this tough as nails arcade style XXX game. Along the right hand side of the screen, there are a few numbers you'll want to keep mind of. Up at the top is your score - for each ship you take out and every level and wave you move forward, this will go up. Score is king in this game - get it as high as you can! Down in the lower portion of the right side of the screen are two more numbers - one for level, and one for wave. Each level is made up of several waves, and you'll have to clear each wave without taking any damage to be able to move along to the next level, all the way until you've run through all of the games levels. Mix in some XXX fun with a trip down memory lane, and give ASSteroids a try!

Britney Dressup

Britney Dressup

Though it is a game most offen associated with very young girls, dress up is a game that the fun of is not diminished by age - or even gender, for that matter! Let's be real here, guys - what's sexier than when you've got a gorgeous girl in front of you, modeling all sorts of sexy outfits for you? (Well, other than having sex with her, of course!). When oyu play Britney Dressup, the star will be a stunning barely legal redhead vixen with an absolutely incredible body and curves in all of the right places who goes by the name of, you guessed it, Britney. She'll be greetting you wearing nothing but a towel, fresh out of the shower and ready to get herself dressed up in a way sure to get your motor running. Playing the game is simple enough - along the left hand side of the screen, you'll have a range of different outfits to select from - simply click on one, and then after you do that, Britney will disappear behind her room divider to change, and then she'll shortly after emerge and show off her sexy body in her new outfit, and pose a bit, modeling it for you. Off on the top right hand side of the screen, there's a button you can click on to toggle the game sounds on or off. Beyond that, there isn't a whole lot to it - just keep clicking on outfits that you want to see Britney wear and have her change into them. Safe to say, you will be picking your jaw up from the floor when you see how incredibly well she wears each and every one of those oh so sexy outfits of hers! Easily one of our best dress up themed games on our site - you'll want to check this one out.

Goth Blowjob

Goth Blowjob

Don't lie, you used to secretly check out that one weird girl who always sat by herself at lunch, and never seemed to smile. There was just something so fucking sexy about her - and that rings true for tons of goth girls. Sadly though, they were not an easy target - basically if you weren't a goth just like them, you were a poser in their eyes, and they didn't want anything to do with you. Well, now you finally will be able to have your chance to live out those high school fantasies and have your cock crammed deep down the throat a foxy goth chick. Your cock is sure to end up getting as hard as a rock when you see that spikey dark blue hair of hers as she strips down out of her clothes and then wastes no time wrapping her oh so soft and skilled lips tightly around your cock as she like magic works your prick with her mouth, lips, tongue, and hands together in perfect harmony (more likely than not, going along the rhythm of some Smiths song in her head all the while). With how incredibly talented she is at working a cock, it will not take much time at all for her to end up working up a nice big thick load out of you that she'll happily devour every last drop of. Playing the game is pretty easy - click on the 'next' arrows that come up on the top of the screen to advance things along. Your sexy little goth honey will start out more reserved in her cock sucking, but it won't take much time at all before she's gagging herself with your cock to the point that she's spitting up and making her make up run down her face!