Chances are pretty good that if you're a bit older, say at least in your early to mid 30s, you probably remember spending countless hours of your youth, and countless quarters from your parents, for that matter, off at the local arcade. Those were the days - spending hours upon hours in dirty, dimly lit rooms in a far corner of a shopping mall, with most of the light in the room coming from the warm glow of a long line of CRT monitors mounted into arcade cabinets filling out the whole wall. And if you had ever set foot into an aracde, you were almost certainly at least a bit familiar with one of the all time classics - Asteroids. If this sounds like you, you're going to absolutely love this game - especailly since we're all well past that age of "Eww, girls, cooties!". As the name elegantly and not so subtly implies, ASSteroids is a XXX take on the old school arcade classic. This time around, instead of controlling a space ship, down along the bottom area of the screen you will be controlling a dick instead. No longer is there enemy aircraft buzzing by you either - now they've taken the form of mouth watering, butt naked, blonde babes with their legs spread wide open as can be as they shoot out globs of their pussy juices out at you. If you have any hope to win this game, you will need to be sure to avoid being hit by the juices. As was so often the case with those old games, the difficulty level is relentless and will probably come as a shock to younger players more used to a game taking it easy on them - because getting hit, even just one single time, will promptly result in a game over screen, forcing you to start all over if you want to make your way all of the way to the end of the game. In order to win in ASSteroids, you'll need to be quick with your reflexes, not just with your movements of your ship, but also with the speed and accuracy of your shots (which are, naturally, giant loads of cum being fired out of the nose of your ship!) if you hope to win this tough as nails arcade style XXX game. Along the right hand side of the screen, there are a few numbers you'll want to keep mind of. Up at the top is your score - for each ship you take out and every level and wave you move forward, this will go up. Score is king in this game - get it as high as you can! Down in the lower portion of the right side of the screen are two more numbers - one for level, and one for wave. Each level is made up of several waves, and you'll have to clear each wave without taking any damage to be able to move along to the next level, all the way until you've run through all of the games levels. Mix in some XXX fun with a trip down memory lane, and give ASSteroids a try!
Here in Hogwarts, the ladies are all hot as fuck, and horny as can be! Which works out quite great for you, as young wizard Harry Potter. Join him as he gets to fuck tons of horny hotties in all sorts of positions... and even uses that magic wand of his in some rather creative ways!
In the game of Anime Maid, we are all finally getting a chance to live out that deepest dream that oh so many of us have - not just simply having a maid around the house (which, to be totally honest is something that'd be great in and of itself, but we digress), but having a drop dead gorgeous one who dresses like a filthy slut and is eager to let you fuck her soaking wet pussy deep and hard while she cleans up your house! This game boats a slew of different costumes that you can doll your maid up in, making sure to design her as your perfect vision of beauty before stripping her down and making her suck your cock and have her soaking wet pussy and air tight asshole pounded deep and hard by your big thick prick.
A date night out at the movies with this boner inducing barely legal brunette babe has gone well, and you two walk home together through the park. You get her back to her place safely, and luck shines on you as she invites you in. She's feeling incredibly horny, and she wants you oh so bad. Thing is, she's a virgin, and never having done this sort of thing before, she wants you to be nice and gentle with her. Give her what she's craving by delicately rubbing your hands all over her body after she sucks on your big hard cock. Tease her real good and get her all worked up before you gently touch on her clit and quickly cause her to give her an orgasm. Should you do that right, she'll be way too horny to resist offering up her soaking wet virgin pussy and air tight asshole for you to plunge your prick in and out of.
From the outside, you would think it's just like any other house in the suburbs - but if you spent any time indoors, you'd know it's anything but! This neighborhood is all about swinging - and this house is the one they use for when they engage in some hot and steamy wife swapping action!
For the ultimate in relaxation, nothings beats the sauna - well, other than maybe a blowjob. As you're relaxing in the steam, a babe joins you, and you fall asleep. You have a dream about her sucking you off - and it feels so real. Opening your eyes, you see that it wasn't just a dream!
After you had heard the rumors of a park in your city that all the local hookers hang out and sell their bodies, you just had to check it out yourself. Tonight you're walking near the park, a bit drunk, and horny with a wad of cash in your pocket - stop by and make one of these whores fuck!
A game that will force you to make a choice. Your ex, head of the cheer squad called you needing help. Though, the girl you're still seeing Selena, chubby as she is, still likes you - so what will you do? Will you remain dedicated to your girl? Or, will you give in to temptation to fuck the ex?
Braver than many others, Stan doesn't at all mind being up way in the air working as a window washer - in fact, he loves his job, due in no small part to all of the gorgeous girls he can peep getting undressed while he's working! Make sure to watch out for those pesky birds, and don't get caught!
Dinner is served! The weather outside is perfect, and there's oh so much being offered on the menu in this outdoor setting! In this game, you'll be quite literally taking on the role of director in a porn shoot - this is a game made up of live action video, so it's almost as if you're sitting there on set in the director's seat. It's up to you what happens in the scenes in this game! The video clips feature three girls and three guys - and they're not hungry for food, but rather, each other! At various points in the action the girls will prompt you with questions you'll have to answer - there's only one right answer, but it's pretty clear which the correct choice is. Choose right and the scene continues to unfold, but choose wrong and it's game over - you'll have to start all over from the start and make better choices if you want to see everything there is to offer in this game, and we recommend you definitely do - the action contained in this game is unbelievably hot!
If you're a fan of soccer/football, you'll be immediately familiar with Draw and Ball 3. In the game you'll be bouncing a ball back and forth along the playing field as you attempt to sink it in your opponent's net in order to score a point. Use your finger or mouse to draw a line on the field, utilizing the angle carefully to knock the ball towards the net. Score against your rival and the game rewards you with an explicit XXX video clip and advances you to the next level. At higher levels the game's difficulty level goes up, but to balance it out you get more explicit video to enjoy, giving us a nice rewards for the increased challenge.
Catering to that oh so common desire us guys have, Sexy Maid has you not just having a maid around the house to clean up all of your messes, but one that is more than happy to clean up the mess of hot cum you leave all over her sexy face after fucking her eager little pussy deep and hard with your big hard cock. Not bothering to bore us with tons of build up towards the action, the game features a brief intro (that is able to be skipped) and then you're right at the main event, with her bent over and that curvy booty peeking out from her short skirt. Click and drag to lift up her skirt and then her panties after, and rub her clit hard to get her turned on and eager to get fucked. There's lots of options here, various toys to use, a razor and shaving cream to make her pussy smooth as can be, options to perform oral, etc. This is a great game for you if you've ever fantasized about maids - and really, who of us haven't?
While there was certainly an ample amount of freedom offered by Skyrim, there certainly was things that were pretty lacking about it. Sure, you could travel all over a huge open world and have millions of choices to make in your questing, but it really dropped the ball when it came to sex. Especially since you could get married and have kids in the game - but no sex? Come on, Bethesda! While we all anxiously await the next Elder Scrolls game and hope that they add sex into it, we're not holding our breath - but in the mean time, why not enjoy Skyrim Blowjob? As you're at the summit of the highest peak in the land, you've got yourself a half elf brunette babe who's eager to suck you off. Click on the actions as they appear in the upper left portion of the screen and pay close attention to the arousal meter on the upper left of the screen - because if you spend too long doing one action, it will start going down instead of filling up. Get the meter filled up, and then click the button to cum and fill up her mouth with a massive load of hot cum. Now that you're all done with her, maybe even dragon shout her off the mountain for good measure!