Midlife Crisis

In Midlife Crisis, you're going through a bit of a midlife crisis. The years are slipping away, and you feel that you're an old man. Your children are grown up, and they've moved out of the house. Your wife suggests that you allow some college students to rent rooms in your home. It sounds like a good idea, and you can't help but notice that the girls are super hot. Being around college students makes you feel young again, and now you want to show some of your wild oats before they turn into shredded wheat.

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Boom Boom Volleyball

Boom Boom Volleyball

FLASH GAME

This is a game sort of like volleyball... but not quite, and of course, with a XXX twist added to it. The goal to achieve when oyu play this game is to get the bomb, which is in place of a regular volleyball, on to the other player's floor - doing this will have the effect of reuding their 'boom boom resistance'. While the game does play mostly like volleyball, following the majority of the rules of the game, you'll still have to be careful when you play - for instance, if you bounce the bomb more than three times total, it will end up blowing up over your head! A game over will happen if you have no boom boom resitance left - but should you manage to do the same thing to your opponent, you will win the match over them. This game can be played by yourself, or with another player - and without the need for extra hardware, just by sharing the keyboard. For playing the game single player, you'll move with the left and right arrow keys, jump with the up arrow (you can hold and release this to get more height), down arrow key to do the splits (which will let you perform a low rescue shot and quicken your descent), and space to hit the bomb/volleyball. When playing two player, controls are as follows: for player 1, Q is hit the ball, D is move left, V is move right, and C is to do the splits. For player 2, the right shift key hits the bomb/volleyball, left arrow moves left, right arrow moves right, up arrow jumps, and down arrow is to do the splits. See how long you can last in this challenging take on the classic sport, and all along the way enjoy all the steamy sights being offered up by the beautiful competitors! A highly recommended title that you most definitely will not want to miss out on!