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SIMSEH

SIMSEH is an acronym, one which stands for Super Intergalactic MILF Seeding Expert Henshi, is a top notch XXX title, and one that is quite fitting to the name that it possesses. The game is done up in the style of a role playing game that will take you along on an oh so hot and steamy intergalactic adventure. You will be placed right into the shoes of the games' star, Henshi, a guy who safe to say is more than a little bit of a nerd with bright green hair, as he goes on a quest to try and fuck a whole bunch of different smoking hot and uncontrollably horny MILF babes. There will be an insane amount of things to see and do in this game's massive and sprawling open world. A nice visual treat, this game boasts some great quality graphics and smooth, fluid animation - combine these two things in with a unique theme and premise, steamy sound effects, engaging gameplay, tight controls, and more importantly of all, of course, lots of steamy XXX action with a whole bunch of different but all smoking hot MILF babes - well, then you've got yourself a top notch blend right there! Though a word of warning to you before you give this great XXX game a try out for yourself - be careful to not do anything to cross these crazed MILF vixens - they've been known to have short tempters and flip the fuck out, dishing out brutal beatings tho those who are foolish enough to cross them.

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ASSteroids

ASSteroids

Chances are pretty good that if you're a bit older, say at least in your early to mid 30s, you probably remember spending countless hours of your youth, and countless quarters from your parents, for that matter, off at the local arcade. Those were the days - spending hours upon hours in dirty, dimly lit rooms in a far corner of a shopping mall, with most of the light in the room coming from the warm glow of a long line of CRT monitors mounted into arcade cabinets filling out the whole wall. And if you had ever set foot into an aracde, you were almost certainly at least a bit familiar with one of the all time classics - Asteroids. If this sounds like you, you're going to absolutely love this game - especailly since we're all well past that age of "Eww, girls, cooties!". As the name elegantly and not so subtly implies, ASSteroids is a XXX take on the old school arcade classic. This time around, instead of controlling a space ship, down along the bottom area of the screen you will be controlling a dick instead. No longer is there enemy aircraft buzzing by you either - now they've taken the form of mouth watering, butt naked, blonde babes with their legs spread wide open as can be as they shoot out globs of their pussy juices out at you. If you have any hope to win this game, you will need to be sure to avoid being hit by the juices. As was so often the case with those old games, the difficulty level is relentless and will probably come as a shock to younger players more used to a game taking it easy on them - because getting hit, even just one single time, will promptly result in a game over screen, forcing you to start all over if you want to make your way all of the way to the end of the game. In order to win in ASSteroids, you'll need to be quick with your reflexes, not just with your movements of your ship, but also with the speed and accuracy of your shots (which are, naturally, giant loads of cum being fired out of the nose of your ship!) if you hope to win this tough as nails arcade style XXX game. Along the right hand side of the screen, there are a few numbers you'll want to keep mind of. Up at the top is your score - for each ship you take out and every level and wave you move forward, this will go up. Score is king in this game - get it as high as you can! Down in the lower portion of the right side of the screen are two more numbers - one for level, and one for wave. Each level is made up of several waves, and you'll have to clear each wave without taking any damage to be able to move along to the next level, all the way until you've run through all of the games levels. Mix in some XXX fun with a trip down memory lane, and give ASSteroids a try!