For this game, you will have cards move on the screen arranged in five rows. You'll want to arrange the columns as such that you end up with a good poker hand made up of five cards. In total there will be all 52 cards from a standard deck moving in five rows, stop them by using the stop button. Then, choose the column which possess the best poker hand. Win, and you collect the pot. For each $200 in your bank you will move up to the next level, where the action in game is increasingly more erotic.
Sunlight Empire is one of the most spectacularly weird porn games you will ever play. It takes science fiction porn to levels we've barely breached. As a plant on earth, your job is to make the entire planet bow down to your needs. And yeah, you'll have some racey, dick-throbbing needs.
This game stars an absolutely jaw dropping, busty blonde babe who is horny as can possibly be. The way that she's got herself all dolled up is just begging to get fucked - and lucky for her, she won't have to wait long at all for a little bit of that! Take her clothes off of her hot body piece by piece by clicking on the arrows off to the right side of the screen (note - you can also click left to go back and put some more clothes on her, but why the hell would you want to do that?). Click your mouse or tap your finger on her tits and pussy to tease her a bit, making sure she's nice and turned on and eager to get ready for the main course. Tonight's main course is a special one - a nice big spiked dildo! Click on it to ram it in and out of her soaking wet cunt, watching her squirt as she has it pound her eager young hole. A nice bonus added to this game that enhances its replay-ability is the ability to change her outfits around. Along the top left of the screen, there's buttons corresponding to five different outfits you can make her wear. Pick your favorite, and then slowly strip it all away to see her beautiful bare body.
Mario has it tough - I mean, how many times has that plumber saved Princess Peach from Bowser, only to get rewarded with a little peck on the cheek? Give the fucking guy a break, Peach, he just risked life and limb for your ass, and it probably could have been avoided if you'd just beef up security around your castle? She owes him way more than that! Finally that moment is here in Super Princess Peach Bonus Game. Right off the bat you're running on short time - you'll have all of 15 seconds to find her 'secret spot' before Bowser storms in to devour you both. Do it right though, and our lovely Princess will strip down to her sexy royal lingerie and let you put your big meaty prick into her pussy. She's an extra good girl as she leaves it up to our heroic plumber if he wants to pull out and coat her with cum, or if he'd prefer to just leave his rock hard throbbing cock deep inside of her eager hole as he empties every last drop of his hot cum from her balls and into her hole.
Now, it's not as wide in scope as those colossal GTA games with budgets that rival Hollywood movies, but this game definitely does a great job replicating the vibe and feel of the game. And for as edgy as the games were, full on explicit sex was never an option - but in this game, its the focus!
While Link was training with Princess Zelda, he accidentally strikes her with his magic sword - splitting her into four different girls! Link must make her whole again - to do this he'll have to find them all and bring them back to the castle - but first, he might as well fuck four different Zeldas
Ever since they were kids, the Boobitch sisters have always been mega competitive with each other. Both work for the same news station, and they each assume they're the star, and the other is nothing without them. Being a neutral party, they'll compete and you'll be the judge of who is the best!
Yo ho ho and a pair of big ol titties! You are a pirate who just brought this sexy maiden on your ship - and this big breasted BDSM loving babe is eager to get fucked! Lash her up to the mast and rough her up a little to get her pussy dripping, then fuck her hard and treat her to some hot cum!
For the ultimate in relaxation, nothings beats the sauna - well, other than maybe a blowjob. As you're relaxing in the steam, a babe joins you, and you fall asleep. You have a dream about her sucking you off - and it feels so real. Opening your eyes, you see that it wasn't just a dream!
Though she might not be the type of girl you bring home to meet Mom, in all other ways this is the perfect type of girl. She's always horny and ready to fuck. Have a friend over who's horny? Have him join in and tag team her - she just love it when you do that! Better yet, have her invite a girl
A XXX lesbian twist gets applied to the wildly popular 2048 formula, Lesbo Choco 2048 will have you merge two chocolate tiles of the same values with each other, clicking on them to merge them - and the new tile created will be the sum of the values of the individual tiles. Early on, the two lesbian lovers featured in the game keep things pretty tame - kissing each other, and a tiny bit of undressing. As you improve your score the game level increases - and with it, the lesbian lovers get much more explicit and hardcore with what they're doing.
A whole slew of ghosts, ghouls, and goblins are all hell bent on catching up with sexy nerd Velma as she attempts to get out from a massive maze. Though you don't want them to catch her, really you do - after all, if they catch her, you can watch them then go and fuck her holes deep and hard!