ASSteroids
Chances are pretty good that if you're a bit older, say at least in your early to mid 30s, you probably remember spending countless hours of your youth, and countless quarters from your parents, for that matter, off at the local arcade. Those were the days - spending hours upon hours in dirty, dimly lit rooms in a far corner of a shopping mall, with most of the light in the room coming from the warm glow of a long line of CRT monitors mounted into arcade cabinets filling out the whole wall. And if you had ever set foot into an aracde, you were almost certainly at least a bit familiar with one of the all time classics - Asteroids. If this sounds like you, you're going to absolutely love this game - especailly since we're all well past that age of "Eww, girls, cooties!". As the name elegantly and not so subtly implies, ASSteroids is a XXX take on the old school arcade classic. This time around, instead of controlling a space ship, down along the bottom area of the screen you will be controlling a dick instead. No longer is there enemy aircraft buzzing by you either - now they've taken the form of mouth watering, butt naked, blonde babes with their legs spread wide open as can be as they shoot out globs of their pussy juices out at you. If you have any hope to win this game, you will need to be sure to avoid being hit by the juices. As was so often the case with those old games, the difficulty level is relentless and will probably come as a shock to younger players more used to a game taking it easy on them - because getting hit, even just one single time, will promptly result in a game over screen, forcing you to start all over if you want to make your way all of the way to the end of the game. In order to win in ASSteroids, you'll need to be quick with your reflexes, not just with your movements of your ship, but also with the speed and accuracy of your shots (which are, naturally, giant loads of cum being fired out of the nose of your ship!) if you hope to win this tough as nails arcade style XXX game. Along the right hand side of the screen, there are a few numbers you'll want to keep mind of. Up at the top is your score - for each ship you take out and every level and wave you move forward, this will go up. Score is king in this game - get it as high as you can! Down in the lower portion of the right side of the screen are two more numbers - one for level, and one for wave. Each level is made up of several waves, and you'll have to clear each wave without taking any damage to be able to move along to the next level, all the way until you've run through all of the games levels. Mix in some XXX fun with a trip down memory lane, and give ASSteroids a try!
