If you take one thing away from our Genital Jousting review, it’s that you’re more bizarre than you ever imagined.
That’s because we know you expect to despise this game. You’ve seen the buzz surrounding Steam’s Genital Jousting, but the few screencaps and descriptions you’ve seen have left you baffled that anyone would play this porn game.
But alas, it’s one of Steam’s more popular porn games.
So don’t feel awkward if following this Genital Jousting review you go on a poke-a-thon with a digital pole. Because lots of people are clearly doing it given the game’s popularity.
Genital Jousting – A Basic Review
Genital Jousting is a simple adult game found on Steam. There’s not much complex to digest in this game. Instead, its simplicity is it’s primary pro. But don’t consider Genital Jousting’s digitized simpleton approach as a result of thoughtless development. Instead, Genital Jousting offers hours of fun that may sometimes feel addictive.
So what’s the Genital Jousting story?
Meet John. John is a relatively innocuous bro who constantly comes up short on love and romance. He works. And when he gets up, he cruises a dating app looking to change his poor fortunes.
So John, as maybe you’ve surmised, is a dick. But wait, he’s a soft dick. He’s a dick that’s not quite hard enough to operate for fun times. And that in itself portrays the major message and theme of a man looking to break out of middle aged slums.
And such opportunity arises when John learns of his high school reunion. We’ve all been there, right? Our high school reunion crops up and we want to impress everyone. John is no different. And to boot, he’d love to discover romance.
Genital Jousting was released in 2016. It’s been a large success for Steam ever since. In fact, YouTube became a major influencer of the game’s success.
Genital Jousting. To play, you’ll control the dick through rooms and other spaces. Its easy to use your keyboard as controls.
You’ll live a normal life. As a dick. Like, you need to get ready in the morning and brush your teeth, which we guess are inside the dick head. Am I really writing this review?
Welcome home, Dick, time to do the dishes (I’m serious).
The humor in Genital Jousting should be lost on no one, including this reviewer. It’s a game intended to reflect real struggles by way of injecting absurdity and humor.
Genital Jousting is a multiplayer game in case you’re into dreamwork teamwork stuff.
The audio in Genital Jousting is pretty dope. All the audio is crisp and reflective of a higher end video game.
You’ll dig the absurdity in Genital Jousting and its ease of use. You don’t need to read any long stories to get how to play this game. You’ll be off and “jousting” in no time.
Genital Jousting is one of the most popular adult games around. Part of that is its addictive nature. Games built in this way tend to be more addictive than one might think going into things. Hence, the addictive part.
The story is bizarre and oddball, but that’s what makes it oh so fun. You’ll probably find yourself less intrigued by the story and more dialed into the gameplay portion. I mean, you’re moving a cock around rooms, that’s incredible.
You may not be into telling your friends about your new Genital Jousting addiction. That’s totally understandable. But player beware, you might enjoy Genital Jousting way more than you anticipate. Most reviews do it little justice considering how the game works.
So relax and get to jousting, bros.