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Chances are pretty good that if you're a bit older, say at least in your early to mid 30s, you probably remember spending countless hours of your youth, and countless quarters from your parents, for that matter, off at the local arcade. Those were the days - spending hours upon hours in dirty, dimly lit rooms in a far corner of a shopping mall, with most of the light in the room coming from the warm glow of a long line of CRT monitors mounted into arcade cabinets filling out the whole wall. And if you had ever set foot into an aracde, you were almost certainly at least a bit familiar with one of the all time classics - Asteroids. If this sounds like you, you're going to absolutely love this game - especailly since we're all well past that age of "Eww, girls, cooties!". As the name elegantly and not so subtly implies, ASSteroids is a XXX take on the old school arcade classic. This time around, instead of controlling a space ship, down along the bottom area of the screen you will be controlling a dick instead. No longer is there enemy aircraft buzzing by you either - now they've taken the form of mouth watering, butt naked, blonde babes with their legs spread wide open as can be as they shoot out globs of their pussy juices out at you. If you have any hope to win this game, you will need to be sure to avoid being hit by the juices. As was so often the case with those old games, the difficulty level is relentless and will probably come as a shock to younger players more used to a game taking it easy on them - because getting hit, even just one single time, will promptly result in a game over screen, forcing you to start all over if you want to make your way all of the way to the end of the game. In order to win in ASSteroids, you'll need to be quick with your reflexes, not just with your movements of your ship, but also with the speed and accuracy of your shots (which are, naturally, giant loads of cum being fired out of the nose of your ship!) if you hope to win this tough as nails arcade style XXX game. Along the right hand side of the screen, there are a few numbers you'll want to keep mind of. Up at the top is your score - for each ship you take out and every level and wave you move forward, this will go up. Score is king in this game - get it as high as you can! Down in the lower portion of the right side of the screen are two more numbers - one for level, and one for wave. Each level is made up of several waves, and you'll have to clear each wave without taking any damage to be able to move along to the next level, all the way until you've run through all of the games levels. Mix in some XXX fun with a trip down memory lane, and give ASSteroids a try!
This game is a XXX take on the classic 'spot the difference' type of game. You'll be shown two images of beautiful brunette honey Catie - and there's a set of subtle, easy to miss little differences between each image that you'll have to find. For each photo set, there's a few differences, and once you spot them all you'll move on to the next set of images. Of course, as you progress the images will progress from tame and softcore to explicit and hardcore. It'll take some time, effort, and a sharp mind and eye to beat all the levels, but we can definitely tell you that the rewards for doing so make it very much worth the effort.
This game is where it all began - the first episode of the well known and highly celebrated Hentairella series of XXX hentai games. Hentairella 1 represents her origin story - that is, the origin of the story of why she loves having tentacles fucking her so incredibly much! Make it a point to be sure that the tentacles get into each and every one of her eager holes and give it to her until she's writhing around with pleasure. Gameplay is easy and straightforward - there will be arrows that say 'next' by them that will periodically pop up on your screen. Click on these to advance along the action. Keep hard at it (heh heh, hard...) and don't stop prematurely - the end section of this game is the most explicit and naughty of all - definitely not something to be missed.
Another Saturday afternoon comes at the Sanders' house, and young Greg is hard at work on his homework. Tiffany, his busty college aged sister is all dolled up in her cheerleader uniform when she busts into the room and interrupts his studying. Their mom goes out to check the mail and lets out a squeal of delight as she reads it telling her about her upcoming high school reunion where there will be a cheer leading contest - and she's hell bent to show everyone that she's still the best there is. It's been a while since she did cheer though, so she's going to need to get practicing. Mom and daughter are bonding as they practice together in the living room, but poor Greg is horribly distracted with all of the noise. Greg has no choice but to come down there and shut them up - namely with his big hard cock. One way or another, he's going to get back to his studies and not be distracted!
For this game, you will have cards move on the screen arranged in five rows. You'll want to arrange the columns as such that you end up with a good poker hand made up of five cards. In total there will be all 52 cards from a standard deck moving in five rows, stop them by using the stop button. Then, choose the column which possess the best poker hand. Win, and you collect the pot. For each $200 in your bank you will move up to the next level, where the action in game is increasingly more erotic.
Ahri is a cop, and with a tough job like that, she needs to relax often - and her favorite way to do that is with hot sex! With a vibrator slid inside of her soaking wet pussy, she'll get fucked hard in the ass before getting filled up to the absolute maximum amount by a massive anal creampie!
Starring a big breasted and beautiful Norse babe, Valkyrie Sex Game takes place in a fantasy world, one where all sorts of different magical creatures are eager to fuck each one of her holes. There's seven episodes to this game - so it's bound to keep you busy and hard as a rock for quite some time
To play Movie Blocks, you will have to catch video blocks in motion when they're in their closest position. Blocks showing steamy XXX movie clips are moving around in a linear forward and backward motion. When you click on the block, it will stop moving at it's current position. You'll need to catch all blocks in the closest position, and then you'll be able to reach the next level in the game. Best of all, the higher up that you get in the games levels, the more erotic and steamy the video clips playing on the blocks will be!
She's all woman - and that body of hers, well, that thing is to put it quite simply, a total fucking wonder! For this game, Wonder Woman isn't up to her usual antics of saving the world - quite the opposite actually, as this time around she has been captured and is being held captive by a crazed evil scientist. This mad scientist has built himself a sex machine, and believes that it will be the finest example of one that the entire world has ever seen. Just one issue - he needs a test subject... but that's where Wonder Woman comes in! This is quite an extensively featured sex machine - there's suction cups to get at her tits, a bullet shaped object that will fuck her skilled mouth, and two big spinning dildos that tag team fuck her soaking wet pussy and air tight asshole. All the while she's looking a bit annoyed and talking some serious trash at the scientist, but we think that she would be a liar if she said she didn't at least enjoy things a little bit and orgasm several times!
In an uninteresting sea of copies and clones, Pizza Boy's Secret Service is definintely a breath of fresh air, offering up a totally new premise for a game, even though it was always a common trope in porno videos - for whatever reason, no one had been making a game like it, until now that is. Pizza Boy's Secret Service will have you playing as, you guessed it, a pizza delivery guy. This particular pizza delivery guy though, well, he offers a secret service as well as your pizza in 30 minutes or less! To keep in line with what his offered secret service is, he will only make deliveries to women - we bet you can guess by know what his service is! You'll drive around in your flying scooter as you make your way around the city in an attempt to make deliveries and satisfy lonely women - but you'll never make it to their houses if you aren't careful and make sure to dodge and evade the laser cannons of evil alien forces! Make it past them though, and you'll be able to make your delivery - and it's there that the real fun of the game will finally get to begin! Pound out each and every one of the oh so tight holes of these horny and lonely housewives, making sure that they get their full of your delicious sausage. But don't dawdle for too long, though - there's other deliveries that need to be made, and even more importantly, more lonely and horny housewives that are in desperate need of your secret service! This game boasts some extremely well done graphics, tight controls, fun gameplay, a totally unique and fun premise, steamy sound effects, and of course, most importantly of all - tons and tons of steamy XXX action!
A drop dead gorgeous barely legal purple haired Asian hentai hottie was out for a peaceful stroll when she suddenly finds herself ensnared by a group of tentacles. You've likely seen enough hentai at this point to know exactly where this is going to end up going! You'll be controlling the action as the tentacles, craving the feeling of a warm and wet hole grope at her nice big tits, and fuck her pussy and asshole as well as ramming themselves deep down her throat. Click on the buttons placed along the side of the screen to change up which holes are getting fucked, and also change the amount of tentacles going after all of her tender bits. Keep an eye on the pleasure meter along the lower left, once you max it out click the bottom button in the upper left section of the screen to have the tentacles coat her head to toe with copious amounts of hot and sticky cum.
One of the most interesting tales told in any of our XXX games, World of Big Woman is set in an alternate world where women suddenly ended up mutating, causing them to grow much much larger until they reached a point where they ended up towering up high above their male counterparts. When you play the game you'll be taking the role of Brian, who upon finishing up with his studies finds himself employed cleaning rooms in a hotel run by a woman. During his first day on the job, he encounters a customer who wants to take each and every single inch of your big hard cock deep inside of her tight holes... and really, how can he turn down a request like that - the customer is always right, after all! At this point Brian's steamy adventure really starts, and this represents just the first of many sexual encounters he will end up having over the course of this top notch XX game.