We’ve all been there.
You pop on to a free adult porn game site and click on a game and everything falls apart. Your computer seems to halt to a grind. Your mouse flickers. There’s choppy sound. And the death spin.
So what went wrong?
Well, probably a whole lot of things.
A lagging porn game experience isn’t that much different than a poor video experience. Well, it is different. Videos, while large files, are the same exact technological set up. Meaning, a video player need only optimize once to fix thousands of games at the viewer level.
Porn games are hardly that simple. And there is good reason for that.
Games, by in large, are more complex. Because every adult game is unique, so is its technology and how it utilizes your system’s resources. Some sex games involve puzzles or pixel type porn. While other porn games may use anime and hentai graphics and allow you to customize characters by moving articles of clothing around (or removing them, of course). Because there are so many different, unique outputs, no one porn game is built exactly the same. And this means your device, gaming web servers, and Internet connections, hardly get adjusted.
Don’t Use Suspect Sites
The most influential consideration you can make is that of where you choose to play porn games. Because porn games are growing in popularity, many people are looking to cash in on ads. And this means lots of new sex game sites cropping up.
But operating a vast porn game site is no easy feat. In fact, it is downright difficult and trying.
Sites that host games must utilize expensive servers. Often, the cost of the server alone is too much for a new site’s founder to pay.
When the server is slow, your game playing experience will follow. And this isn’t an issue you can change.
How can you tell if a porn game site is hosted on a crappy server? Although there are technical ways, most people aren’t going to go through such hoops when they want to casually play sex games. The main consideration you should make is if you recognize the brand. If the site appears to be brand new, it may not be ready for serious gamers. If the game encourages downloading, this probably means the site wants to avoid streaming. That’s because streaming content takes a heavy toll on a website.
You can also peruse a few games in the “popular” category and see if any of them have comments. Are there lots of interactions? Do the interactions appear real?
Some sites may fake game ratings. Faking comments is a much more involved effort.
If you see a lot of user activity, this can mean the site is sustaining a lot of gamer traffic. And that’s a good thing.
Another thing to consider is ads. For porn game sites, ads are the lifeblood. And that’s fair given many of these sites offer free porn games. Often, you’ll notice an ad at the bottom and maybe a pop up. But if the entire page is interspersed with animated ad after animated ad, and you experience relentless pop ups, your computer will likely crap out.
Poorly ran sites will eat away your computer’s technological ecosystem. This will slow down your computer or device’s response to gameplay. And that means sluggish games and no fun for you.
Check Your Smart Phone, or Desktop
Not everything is on the porn game site owner.
Nope.
Sometimes, it is on you.
I know it hurts to hear this. But it is true.
If you are using an ancient device, like a 2001 Windows laptop, it probably isn’t built to animation-driven web games.
And this is quite the quandary for many gamers who want to have fun, but also don’t want to spend on new devices. But many new devices are economical and do work rather well. For example, Chromebooks are often less than $200 new. I’d imagine looking for refurbished versions cuts that price down substantially.
If you get a Chromebook as your second computer, it could be used only for web games. The good news is that porn games often take less resource toll than mainstream games that require specific Windows computers. You don’t need to break the bank, you just need a modern processor that can handle a few animations.
The same goes for your mobile device, including iPads. If it’s super old, it may not play well with animated mobile porn games.
At the end of the day, porn game play requires both site operators and gamers to both have some semblance of modern technology. If not, the spinning wheel of computer death may occur. And that’s no fun for anyone.